"you soaked his underwear in meat. that is so wrong. funny, but wrong."

okay, so you know that part in "cheaper by the dozen" when one of the kids calls hank a doorknob because he irons his jeans? well, i iron everything. and when i say everything, i mean everything! there must be something wrong with me, because i love to iron and if i run out of starch, it is a national emergency and i have to run to the store immediately. my husband didn't believe that i ironed his underwear until recently when he actually watched me do it. now, i know that sounds a little crazy, but seriously, it makes his underwear fit in the drawer better because it lays flat. i even iron the sheets and towels. well, i only press the iron on top of the towels after they are folded so it kind of presses them in place. not sure if it actually makes a difference, but i keep telling myself that it does. am i weird?